Penis caught in zipper (again)

Monday, October 25th, 1999 - 4:03 am PDT

For the fourth time in just over a week, Rev. Smith accidentally caught his penis in the zipper of his one-piece pajamas.  On one such occasion last Monday night, the local fire department was called, and the “jaws of life” were deployed in order to free Smith from the zipper.  ”This is a problem I believe I can overcome,” said a sore and mortified Smith today.