Penis caught in zipper

Sunday, October 17th, 1999 - 1:16 am PDT

Rev. Smith suffered a minor injury and major blow to his ego last night when just before going to bed, while zipping up his one-piece pajamas, he accidentally got his penis caught.  This is the first time this has happened to The Reverend since he was nine years of age.  “Ow, fuck, fuck, fuck!” said Smith.