Reverend’s Y2K-compatibility questioned

Wednesday, October 13th, 1999 - 10:40 pm PDT

Top scientists and technology experts today expressed concerns about Rev. Smith’s Y2K compatibility at an international symposium.  “Smith was created in the early 1970s and does not have the ability to express the current year using more than 2 digits,” explained Charles Mikulis, professor of Humanetics at Brown University, “consequently, at exactly midnight of Dec. 31, 1999, his head will explode.”