Animal sacrifice

Saturday, January 18th, 2003 - 8:16 pm PST

Looking for a way to atone for his recent sins, Rev. Smith turned to his trusted friend, The Bible, and soon knew what must be done. He went into the nearby fields and took a young ram, unblemished, and two young sheep. He brought them up on the hill and there slaughtered them before God at an altar he had built. He poured all their blood over the altar, and set their pile of entrails on fire. The resultant smell was pleasing to God, and soon all of Smith’s sins were forgiven.